Channel: XL Girls
up line Alice has ever heard was, "Excuse me. I'm about to go home and masturbate, and I need a name for that face." Not bad, but it might scare off a potential booty call. Not that she's worried about taking care of herself. The worst thing a guy can say to a woman according to Alice is "You're just like your mother." Even worse, "You make love just like your sister." Her favorite part of a man's anatomy to look at when she sizes him up is his fingers.